Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me today. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
i hate you
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
get to know me meme: [2/5] favorite relationships → Ross Geller & Rachel Green.
“Because she’s your lobster. C’mon you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin’ around their tank, ya know, holding claws like…”
I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing